Untitled: Archive

April 2013

5 posts

March 2013

5 posts

Me when a customer says he is not the kind of guy...

stripperlol:

Mar 17th

71 notes

February 2013

1 post

inwalkstrouble: I walk better than you in six-inch platforms because I make more money than you in six-inch platforms.

Feb 13th

50 notes

January 2013

4 posts

December 2012

2 posts

Dec 6th

3,706 notes

Dancer: Who should I sit with? The guy that gives me money or the guy that I've been sitting with? He's been buying me drinks. 
Me: The one who will give you the most money. 
Dancer: But the other guy is really, really hot!
Me: Benjamin Franklin is hotter.

Dec 5th

30 notes

November 2012

3 posts

October 2012

1 post

Oct 29th

19 notes

July 2012

18 posts

Convo between my 7year-old students today

Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
 (pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
 (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)