I walk better than you in six-inch platforms because I make more money than you in six-inch platforms.
|Dancer:||Who should I sit with? The guy that gives me money or the guy that I've been sitting with? He's been buying me drinks.|
|Me:||The one who will give you the most money.|
|Dancer:||But the other guy is really, really hot!|
|Me:||Benjamin Franklin is hotter.|
Hard work gets you places.